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Cutest Malaysian Puns and Pickup Lines

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02/10/2020
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Cutest Malaysian Puns and Pickup Lines

It's October 2nd and it's World SMILE Day. Today’s all about smiling at each other and making the best way you can to bring that little smile into someone’s face. And definitely there’s always something we can bring for you millennials that'll definitely kick your socks out of here. Here are the Cutest Malaysian Puns and Pick Up lines that’ll definitely make you SMILE or CRINGE.

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3. I love you from my head tomatoes….

4. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummybear.

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8. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

9. Nasi lemak dah habis? It’s okay, you can always have mee

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11. If I were a superhero, I wouldn’t be Superman or Keluangman. I would be YOURMAN.

12. Girl is your name curry? Cause I want to “curry” you in your arms.

13. Girl, is your name Aini? Cause Aini (I nih) dah lama minat pada you.

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15. Are you a malay? Because you make my air liur malaylay.

“If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours.”

Hope this kicks in your smiley or cringy faces! As we know, always keeping you happy is what’s important to us. Happiness comes within and we can make other people happy with just a smile. Smiling helps us to fight negative vibes and automatically shuts social anxiety down and ultimately depression. There’s so much about fighting depression. Curious to know more? Check out this episode of Hello I Have Issues, where they discover more things about depression.

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