Face-palming Dad Jokes Compilations

What is it with dad and lame jokes? Like.. are we all headed to an impending doom of being hambar? Is it happening to all members of the male population as the second goes by? Are we all just counting days away before our witty comebacks and intelligent humour all just depreciate into god-forsaken puns??? *heavy breathing and nervous sweating heightens*

So what makes a joke “worthy” enough to be categorised into dad jokes? First thing first, the joke must be delivered by a dad, not necessarily your dad but he has to have an air of lovable, over-confidence about him. The jokes include, but not limited to corny and punny jokes that are borderline amusing but also kinda wanna make you hide in shame at family gatherings. Yes.. only fathers have been bestowed with such an awesome gift.

So to new fathers, hang in there, you’re getting there. It is a natural process, a rite of path some might say even, that you will be cracking up some lame jokes soon. Maybe we could help you get some ideas about the next joke you want to drop on your victim?

Oh we love this one. Imagine getting ready for a job interview and your dad says this. Kinda wanna make you throw a fit but also thank your dad for making you smile before a nerve-wrecking interview huh. (awww)

We can almost imagine how this joke would turn out at a football game with your dad. Yeah.. you asking to change seats with the person next to you.

Ah yes, here comes the puns. For real though.. would dad jokes ever thrive in this world without the “wordsmith” skills that comes with it?

So like.. you’re at a book store, your dad peeps up from one of the shelves and says this to you. OMG, you’ll be looking at everyone around you and pretending that you don’t know him.

So you’re queuing up at the vending machine and while waiting for your canned drink to be dispensed your dad says this. *face-palming for the umpteenth time*

"Umm dad.. that is kinda offensive you know”