India's First Ever Farting Competition Suffers From The Lack Of Gas

Well, such competition does exist - in India, at least.

​The BBC reported that the country held its first ever farting competition last week, in a quest to look for the “loudest,” “longest” and “most musical” farts was held in India last week.

According to the report, the 'WTF — What the Fart' competition was organised by Indian singer Yatin Sangoi.

“I farted in the middle of watching a movie with my family and one of them laughed, I said if there was a contest I would’ve won,” Yatin was quoted by magazine Vice as saying.

“That’s when it hit me, while fart contests happen in countries like China, US and UK, we don’t have anything like it in India.”

While we applaud Sangoi's determination in actually coming through to hold the competition, unfortunately, it turned out to be a massive flop.

While he expected the farting competition to be a huge success, he was left disappointed as only 20 out of the 60 people who signed up turned up at the event.

What’s worse was the fact that out of the 20 that turned up, only three were daring enough to take the stage.

Even sadder, the three could not even fart when required. Performance anxiety kot.

A disappointed Sangoi told the portal that the low turnout was attributed to the participants being shy and they had inhibitions "due to the presence of news channels, photographers and people".