Repetitively asking questions like : 'Pergi mana? Ke mana? Ada surat tak?' (Where to? Headed to? Do you have a permission letter to travel?) must get quite boring.
This is probably why some Abang Polis have resorted to spicing up the banter with jokes, funny statements and questions or statements that make us go "huh?".
Twitter user @syafiquzair shared his hillarious exchange with one Abang Polis that left him dumbfounded.
*Me at roadblock, gave surat perlepasan kerja to the police.
— msums (@syafiquzair) February 16, 2021
Police: pilot eh?
Me: ye bang
Police: okay saya nak tanya satu soalan, apa yg sebenarnya terjadi dkat mh370?
Me: ..............
Twitter users were pretty tickled by the exchange and soon many (over a thousand comments) replied to the tweet with their own roadblock conversations as well.
Read through some of our favourite stories below:
The straight faced freak out
Mine
— syztrmizi (@syztrmizi) February 17, 2021
Polis : dari mana ni?
Me : dari kl *rentas negeri mlm2 bersurat la tp
Polis : siapa dekat seat blkg tu? *amik torch light suluh2 blkg
Me : *toleh blkg takde sape
Polis : kenapa muka dia pucat *sambil suluh2 lagi seat belakang
Me: ??
Polis : mengekek sambil sruh jln
Cooking vs eating out
Polis: nak pegi mn
— حسنى عزتي (@aeshashusna) February 17, 2021
Me: Beli mknn
Polis: Nape tak masak
Me: .......
Dead or alive?
Polis: nak pegi mn
— حسنى عزتي (@aeshashusna) February 17, 2021
Me: Beli mknn
Polis: Nape tak masak
Me: .......
The service provider prankster
Me: *hulur surat
— ?Nanat-jela? (@sepetann) February 17, 2021
Polis: ha keje Celcom Careline! Kenapa tadi takde line?
Me: encik pakai Celcom ya? Area sini memang congested sikit
Polis: Taklah, Digi (pastu mengekek dua tiga ketul kat situ, suruh jalan)
Where the goats at?
Me : *Hulur surat
— ゼンジ (@ZakiRawkx) February 17, 2021
Polis : Jaga kandang kambing eh?
Me : Ye bang
Polis : *Intai seat belakang
Me : Kenapa bang?
Polis : Mana kambingnya?
Me : Err... Haa?
Polis : Jalanlah dik slowla kau ni.
The WhatsApp joke
Polis; kerja apa ni?
— ? (@izuanishukeri) February 17, 2021
me; admin
polis; ohh admin group ke?
me; group apa?
polis; group whatsapp
me;..............
polis; ohh bukan eh, baru nak suruh invite saya masuk group whatsapp sekali
me; ?
The opportunist
Me: *hulur surat*
— Priya Ranjani (@ipriyaranjani) February 17, 2021
Polis: cik peguam eh
Me: aah saya peguam
Polis: DPP ke apa
Me: eh tak saya kerja law firm la encik
Polis: ok nak tanya ada keje kosong tak
Me:…………
Polis:……
Me: kalau ada nanti sy bgtau
Polis: okay2 jalan
The blur blob
*Shows my lanyard*
— 엘리샤⁷ (@Elisha_tae) February 17, 2021
Police: wuish AA. Pramugari ke?
Me absentmindedly: Huh?? aah2
Police n friend: hahahaha kelakar la cik ni
Me: ha ha kk jalan dulu
A few mins after
Me: ehh aku engineer la ??♀️
The car enthusiast
While mine
— Giftset lelaki & Perempuan (@azfairyofficial) February 18, 2021
Me : Gemuruh**
Polis : Wow ni kereta aruz ke? Beli kat mana skerting & accessories depan ni?
Me : online je
Polis : cantik ni. *sambil tengok the whole kereta*
Me :
polis :
Me :
Polis : ok jalan.
The dad joke
Polis: nak pergi mana?
— Tiqachu (@tiqahnabila) February 18, 2021
Me: ckap nk pergi kuala kubu sambil bg surat..
Police: ha? Buat apa nak pergi kubur? Nak ziarah siapa?
Me: ..... Blurr
Polis: gelak terkekek kat tepi.
Maaf abam polis. Lawak tak sampai? lepas roadblock bru paham?
The problematic patient
Me at roadblocks-
— Lïśhä Kåùr (@lishakaur26) February 17, 2021
Police : Kejo nurse ah ?
Me : Ahahhh
(my mind voice, Pakai uniform kot, tak kan nak tanya lagi)
Police : misi nak tanya, nape saya sakit perut?
(Police pegang perut kat chest)
Me: encik, tu jantung Bukan perut.
Police : hahaha, okay jalan elok2.
The smooth operator
Polis:Nak pergi mana ni makcik?
— ♡Farah Desi Nasution♡ (@farahdesi) February 18, 2021
Mom:Beli serbuk kunyit dkt bangsar
Polis:Jauhnya, dkt sini tkde jual ke?
Mak:Dkt situ je jual pack besar
Polis:Ni sape ni, anak ke? *Tunjuk adik*
Mak:Haah, dia bujang lagi ni
Polis and askar:Tergelak siap ckp "okay 'MAK'. Hati² mak" ?
The serious joker
Polis: Orang mana?
— ajimboy07 (@ajimboy_aizen) February 18, 2021
Me: Orang sini
Polis: Ye ke? Tak pernah nampak pun.
Me: *Tunjuk IC*
Polis: Ok2
Me: Tuan orang sini ke?
Polis: Tak lah, saya orang luar.
Me: .......................
The wordsmith
Polis : nak pergi mana?
— ?????? ᵐʸᵍ⁷⟭⟬ (@farahhdinnn) February 17, 2021
Me : balik rumah
Polis : kampung mana ?
Me : kampung hangus
Polis : laa nak balik buat apa kampung dah hangus
Me : ..... Oke la bang saya patah balik
The opportunist strikes again
aku pun nak selit jugak la apa yg ayah aku cerita—
— nurin ? (@nurinrozainixx) February 17, 2021
polis: cikgu sekolah ke?
cikgu perempuan: haah
polis: ada tempat kosong tak kat sekolah tu?
cikgu: nak jadi guru ke?
polis: tak, nak jadi anak murid
Abang Polis, oh, Abang Polis!
Most of the conversations either made us laugh our loud or made us go ?.
Have you had interesting interactions with the cops when passing roadblocks?
Share your experience with us in the comments section.