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M'sians Share Hilarious Conversations With Our Abang Polis At Roadblocks
Having to be stationed hours at a time at roadblocks due to COVID-19 travel restrictions must not be fun for our Abang Polis.
Repetitively asking questions like : 'Pergi mana? Ke mana? Ada surat tak?' (Where to? Headed to? Do you have a permission letter to travel?) must get quite boring.
This is probably why some Abang Polis have resorted to spicing up the banter with jokes, funny statements and questions or statements that make us go "huh?".
Twitter user @syafiquzair shared his hillarious exchange with one Abang Polis that left him dumbfounded.
Twitter users were pretty tickled by the exchange and soon many (over a thousand comments) replied to the tweet with their own roadblock conversations as well.*Me at roadblock, gave surat perlepasan kerja to the police.Police: pilot eh?Me: ye bangPolice: okay saya nak tanya satu soalan, apa yg sebenarnya terjadi dkat mh370?Me: ..............— msums (@syafiquzair) February 16, 2021
Read through some of our favourite stories below:
The straight faced freak out
MinePolis : dari mana ni?Me : dari kl *rentas negeri mlm2 bersurat la tpPolis : siapa dekat seat blkg tu? *amik torch light suluh2 blkgMe : *toleh blkg takde sapePolis : kenapa muka dia pucat *sambil suluh2 lagi seat belakangMe: ??Polis : mengekek sambil sruh jln— syztrmizi (@syztrmizi) February 17, 2021
Cooking vs eating out
Polis: nak pegi mnMe: Beli mknnPolis: Nape tak masakMe: .......— حسنى عزتي (@aeshashusna) February 17, 2021
Dead or alive?
Polis: nak pegi mnMe: Beli mknnPolis: Nape tak masakMe: .......— حسنى عزتي (@aeshashusna) February 17, 2021
The service provider prankster
Me: *hulur suratPolis: ha keje Celcom Careline! Kenapa tadi takde line?Me: encik pakai Celcom ya? Area sini memang congested sikitPolis: Taklah, Digi (pastu mengekek dua tiga ketul kat situ, suruh jalan)— ?Nanat-jela? (@sepetann) February 17, 2021
Where the goats at?
Me : *Hulur suratPolis : Jaga kandang kambing eh?Me : Ye bangPolis : *Intai seat belakangMe : Kenapa bang?Polis : Mana kambingnya?Me : Err... Haa?Polis : Jalanlah dik slowla kau ni.— ゼンジ (@ZakiRawkx) February 17, 2021
The WhatsApp joke
Polis; kerja apa ni?me; adminpolis; ohh admin group ke?me; group apa?polis; group whatsappme;..............polis; ohh bukan eh, baru nak suruh invite saya masuk group whatsapp sekalime; ?— ? (@izuanishukeri) February 17, 2021
The opportunist
Me: *hulur surat*Polis: cik peguam ehMe: aah saya peguamPolis: DPP ke apaMe: eh tak saya kerja law firm la encikPolis: ok nak tanya ada keje kosong takMe:…………Polis:……Me: kalau ada nanti sy bgtauPolis: okay2 jalan— Priya Ranjani (@ipriyaranjani) February 17, 2021
The blur blob
*Shows my lanyard*Police: wuish AA. Pramugari ke?Me absentmindedly: Huh?? aah2Police n friend: hahahaha kelakar la cik niMe: ha ha kk jalan duluA few mins afterMe: ehh aku engineer la ??♀️— 엘리샤⁷ (@Elisha_tae) February 17, 2021
The car enthusiast
While mineMe : Gemuruh**Polis : Wow ni kereta aruz ke? Beli kat mana skerting & accessories depan ni?Me : online jePolis : cantik ni. *sambil tengok the whole kereta*Me :polis :Me :Polis : ok jalan.— Giftset lelaki & Perempuan (@azfairyofficial) February 18, 2021
The dad joke
Polis: nak pergi mana?Me: ckap nk pergi kuala kubu sambil bg surat..Police: ha? Buat apa nak pergi kubur? Nak ziarah siapa?Me: ..... BlurrPolis: gelak terkekek kat tepi.Maaf abam polis. Lawak tak sampai? lepas roadblock bru paham?— Tiqachu (@tiqahnabila) February 18, 2021
The problematic patient
Me at roadblocks-Police : Kejo nurse ah ?Me : Ahahhh(my mind voice, Pakai uniform kot, tak kan nak tanya lagi)Police : misi nak tanya, nape saya sakit perut?(Police pegang perut kat chest)Me: encik, tu jantung Bukan perut.Police : hahaha, okay jalan elok2.— Lïśhä Kåùr (@lishakaur26) February 17, 2021
The smooth operator
Polis:Nak pergi mana ni makcik?Mom:Beli serbuk kunyit dkt bangsarPolis:Jauhnya, dkt sini tkde jual ke?Mak:Dkt situ je jual pack besarPolis:Ni sape ni, anak ke? *Tunjuk adik*Mak:Haah, dia bujang lagi niPolis and askar:Tergelak siap ckp "okay 'MAK'. Hati² mak" ?— ♡Farah Desi Nasution♡ (@farahdesi) February 18, 2021
The serious joker
Polis: Orang mana?Me: Orang siniPolis: Ye ke? Tak pernah nampak pun.Me: *Tunjuk IC*Polis: Ok2Me: Tuan orang sini ke?Polis: Tak lah, saya orang luar.Me: .......................— ajimboy07 (@ajimboy_aizen) February 18, 2021
The wordsmith
Polis : nak pergi mana?Me : balik rumahPolis : kampung mana ?Me : kampung hangusPolis : laa nak balik buat apa kampung dah hangusMe : ..... Oke la bang saya patah balik— ?????? ᵐʸᵍ⁷⟭⟬ (@farahhdinnn) February 17, 2021
The opportunist strikes again
aku pun nak selit jugak la apa yg ayah aku cerita—polis: cikgu sekolah ke?cikgu perempuan: haahpolis: ada tempat kosong tak kat sekolah tu?cikgu: nak jadi guru ke?polis: tak, nak jadi anak murid— nurin ? (@nurinrozainixx) February 17, 2021
Abang Polis, oh, Abang Polis!
Most of the conversations either made us laugh our loud or made us go ?. Have you had interesting interactions with the cops when passing roadblocks?
Share your experience with us in the comments section.
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